HydrocephalusSweeeeper
She's lighter than air!
Sweeeeper
Sweeeeper
She don't have a care!
This is the house where Sweeper live.
And these are the presents that Sweeper give.
I can't even type that without laughing.
Sweeper is a little hydrocephalic girl. If you don't know what that means, look it up. Anyway, her skull is soft like jelly and so she has a balloon head. Every night Mother drains the head and it deflates like a beach ball. While she does this, she sings to Sweeper.
That was the dream I had when I finally fell asleep for a couple minutes after being awake for around 30 hours. I can understand now why there is a law that says you can be declared legally insane after going a certain period of time without sleep. Seriously... Sweeper? WHY is she called Sweeper?!
Jellyskull girl with the beach ball head.
Sweeper. She's a keeper.
Guess what. I think I have a new idea for some kind of image. So my huge and loyal fanbase can look forward to a new deviation kind of soon. It turns out the muse I really needed was just a lack of sleep.
Devious Comments
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God help the Dreamer whose Mad visions shew<
those dead Eyes set in Crystal gulfs Below...
we here at the sound institute have invented a reliable audio weapons system
Read this over again when you are sane. Please.
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guns are scary
*grin*
*smile*
read.
thanks.
i was actually pretty sane when i wrote this journal entry, though not when i invented sweeper. it was on the road trip and we were trying to find out way to tom's friend sarah's house. i hadn't slept in at least 24 hours and when i finally drifted off it was for two minutes. upon my return to consciousness i started babbling about sweeper. i was terrified of sweeper and at the same time couldn't stop laughing. i curled into a fetal position with my pillow and laughed insanely into it. i fell asleep for a couple minutes again. when i woke up, i had made a new and exciting discovery: "the fat people family!!! i chased them down i chased them down!!! i found out how they made their money!" i then paused dramatically so that my news could sink in... "they reinvented jingle bells!!!!!!!!"
Fat People Rendition of Jingle Bells (to the tune of jingle bells):
Jingle jangle
Jingle jangle
Jingle HAPPY DAAAAY!!
i then collapsed into a new fit of hysterical laughter before passing out again.
true story.
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9 out of 10 housewives agree.
that's me, speechless.
I only hope someone brought a video camera.
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guns are scary
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9 out of 10 housewives agree.
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